Body Worlds - Sold Out!

Departure Time: 7:12
Arrival Time: 7:56
Weather as I call it: A few clouds...mild again today.
Paper Guy: NO HAT!
Shady Gas Price: $2.29
Yelled at other drivers: No
Feared for my life: No


Paper Guy did not wear his winter hat today and from looking at his hair as I drove by him, it appeared that he had taken it off while he was standing on the median. His hair had tell tale signs of "hathead".

The Museum of Science has power, my friends. They have commandeered one of those big construction-grade traffic signs (you know the ones: big orange monstrosities that flash messages through the use of multiple glowing amber bulbs) to display their own warning to the general public.

Instead of a message that you would normally see on this type of sign (Example: Right Lane Closed - Merge Left), they want to let you know that "Body Worlds Sold Out - Reserved Tickets Only".

So, I have two questions:

1. How do I get me one of those?

2. How fast can put the message "Slow Down - Your Mom Is Worried About You" on it?


The Missus said...

Bummer. I was just talking to a friend about the Body Worlds exhibit. They said it was really creepy, but good. I wanted to see it. Guess I can't now.

EnuhCorK said...

Yeah, it looked pretty interesting. I think a friend of ours went to the permanent installation of this exhibit in Germany. On their official site, you can learn how to donate your body.